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Stand Against The Ape: Orthodoxy Over Modernism Heavy Cotton Tee

Stand Against The Ape: Orthodoxy Over Modernism Heavy Cotton Tee

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Stand Against The Ape: Orthodoxy Over Modernism – the ultimate statement piece for those who aren't afraid to poke a little fun at the antics of the crazy modernist trends going on in the Church today! A bold design featuring a  defiant gorilla donning a bishop's miter (how scandalous!!)- it's a lighthearted nod to the serious business of defending authentic Catholic tradition against the encroachment of trendy, watered-down ideologies.

Crafted from high-quality, heavyweight cotton, this tee is as durable as it is stylish, perfect for wearing to Sunday Mass or casual outings with fellow faithful. Whether you're engaging in spirited debates about Vatican II or simply want to make a bold fashion statement, this tee is sure to turn heads and spark conversations wherever you go.

So why settle for bland, uninspired apparel when you can make a statement with style? Embrace your inner Catholic satirist and join the movement to stand against the "Ape of the Church" with our exclusive Heavy Cotton Tee. Get yours today and let your wardrobe do the talking!

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

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