About Us

Chesterton’s Jest exists to give Orthodox-minded Catholics a bold, joyful, and intelligent voice in a world increasingly hostile to truth. Through our collection of high-quality gourmet coffees, candles and graphic tees and hoodies, we offer not just merchandise—but a movement rooted in sacred tradition and sharpened by satire. Our designs challenge the modernist drift within the Church, exposing the fog of relativism with clarity, courage, and Chestertonian wit.

As Catholic tradition is too often sacrificed on the altar of “synodality” and ambiguity, our apparel stands as a public profession: that orthodoxy is not an embarrassment, but a banner. With every design, we seek to provoke thought, inspire faithful conversation, and strengthen the resolve of those who love the Church—not as the world wishes Her to be, but as Christ founded Her.

We are committed to a spirit of reverence and truth-seeking, praying always for Pope Francis, for the Magisterium, and for the many good priests and bishops still striving to hold the line. We do not claim to have all the answers—but we do believe this: the Bride of Christ must follow her Bridegroom to Calvary before she can rise in glory. Perhaps, in these turbulent days, we have been given exactly the pope we deserve.

So we laugh. We pray. We press on.
Because in an age of madness, orthodoxy is the only rebellion left.

— Chesterton’s Jest